AEBN/VCX/Porno Dan Party @ Opera (Revised) - 09/29/2009


Before going to AEBN/VCX/ Disco Dan Party! - do you guys like my Wu-tang necklace?

Sad to report this wasn't all that exciting. Very few porn people were there. Just TONS of civilians. They tried to charge us $20 each to get in at the door, but fortunately I drug Porno Dan and King Ryan over to save the day. A few exciting things did happen:

-Rick Garcia took our picture. Sylvina and I are wall to wall boobs, so I'm sure that picture will be quite wild. And, it is--there's 2 pics of us and it's in my MySpace photo album.

-I may have gotten a new client--a new redheaded MILF on the scene. Spoke with her and her manager. Not saying her name because I don't want to jinx it.

-James Bartholet told me that all this time he thought I was a performer and he was serious about it. I think he meant it and wasn't just snowing me. OK, it was a fluff to the ego. He told me if I change my mind I should let him know and I should really consider it. Then, he felt my tits up. I let him because it was just so over the f-ing top. Guess I'm moving up in the world, because last time he just smacked my ass. And people keep telling me that I should be in porn--something to think about...

-We met this Aussie guy, Adam, in line (yes, they made us stand in line for now apparent reason except to make it look like it was off the hook inside). He was trying to tell all these girls (and some weren't porn chicks) how amazing of a publicist that I am. I told this one group of girls that he's my assistant I tie him to a chair and whip him all day long--they thought it was hilarious. He was just drunk and laughed along. And no, I didn't give him my business card.

-Let's see who was there that actually worked in porn...Danny Ting from WantedList, Derek from LA Direct (and he wasn't on fire), a ton of blonde porn chicks with big fake tits including Angel Vain, Tommy Gun, Porno Dan, James Bartholet and Sasha Brand. Very low industry turn-out.

I could have brought my camera, but was worried about being thrown put, so the pictures we took before we left are posted (also in my MySpace photo album). The night ended well with a late night snack of cheese blintzes at Canters. OK, enough, I still have 45 minutes left to chant and it's after 2am. I'm signing off.

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Uugh yeah, i have russian roots


my new ride - yes i fit in the mini


At the Polaroid art show! - Look at my "BORN FAT" shirt




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Shot before heading off to Red Lion on my bday


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Another model shot by St. Mykal


Vanessa Blake Went for My Tits at the 2010 XBIZ Awards


Corinne & Badanov at the XRCOs


Glasses can be sexy


Sal Mc Photo (Used for Torrid)