Dear Delightful Debi,

Please change your name. You're a disgrace to anything truly delightful. Don't you ever look in the mirror? Or did you go blind from the chemotherapy (it does happen)?

Anyways, best of luck on the streetcorners of Vegas. Some imbeciles might wanna give you some money, just to disappear from their view, while they're eating.

Regards,
freestylah

P.S. When you put anal fisting on the menu, let us know. Thanks!