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I met a lovely object named "Aiyoona" from Minsk last week at this club ....



Yay, I have missed you.

I pretended she was you, it was a smile and a boner she did not understand and everytime I called her "Stoli" she flagged the waitress down, fuck me...I did get to practice my Russian with her though, but I haven't mastered "800 bucks to E-jerk-u-late into your open mouth...", something is lost in the subtle differences betwixt the Ukrainian and Russian dialect.

Rubles do not cut it with these chicks...

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