(monstar enters the press conference)

Look, jenna jameson isn't coming through that door, nor is jill kelly or chasey lain, all we got is gianna michaels, a gone and forgotten whore who will bridge the gap under we land jesse jane (paul pierce) and add audrey bitoni and charmane star (kg and ray ray), look this press conference is over (monstar then spends the next 20 minutes eating the microphone will ignoring questions from the throng of media types such as darrah, emo cream and kyoto).