A man had a dog that would go to the store with a pouch around his neck, and the store keeper would put a pack of cigarettes and the change in the pouch. The dog would return and the man would get his smokes and his change. One day, he was in the bar with his dog, and the barkeeper couldn't break a fifty. The man needed smokes anyway, so he put the fifty into the dog's pouch and off the dog went. After about twenty minutes, the man and the bartender wondered what happened to the dog. The man went out to see if the dog had gone home, but passing an alley he saw his dog fucking a poodle. The man said. "Spot, God Damnit, you've never done this before!" to which the dog replied, "I've never had fifty dollars before, either."