I feel for Tanner.

Losing a pet is sad.



I don't believe most porn girls are all that bright. Certainly very few, if any, of the teen girls impress me as scholars. So, how she lost it in a parking lot doesn't surprise me. How she manages to get thru a day without, say, getting hit by a car does surprise me.


I tend to think that the dog was kidnapped after she rebuffed an advance from AC Cream [who would have eaten the dog to absorb the soul of Tanner's pet] or Sportswami [who will use it as bait to get her into his newly refurnished replica of Phlog's anal lab].