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Even though my buddy was spitting blood every few minutes, he chased each regurgitation with a shot of Grey Goose to simmer down the pain lol.



Assclown. I would have laughed my ass off if your 'buddy' bled to death by thinning his blood with hard liquor. Positive note: he wouldn't have experienced any more pain.
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