^^^In that situation, I put the ketchup in my pocket, pick up my plate and walk out. I don't even throw a $20 on the counter.

In real life the only time I skipped out on a check was at Rascals Comedy Club on RT 35 in Jersey. 2 dipshit goomba wannabes sitting front row got pissed the headliner was fucking with them. They started getting lippy, bouncer came over and a scrap broke out. Half the crowd bounced threw the emergency exit. They lost 1000's that night.
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"Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos