Didn't I read that they were/are going to have a "press conference"?

Just like Digital Playground has an "in-house studio," aka a black curtain and an STD-stained couch.

Let's see, a few AVN flunkies will be there... and Toby Dammit, we can't get rid of that guy if we tried. Luke Ford will probably show, Fayner will be in the back applying antiseptic tampons to his ulcerated lips, and Kevin Moore will probably bob around with his camera. Oh yeah, and I'm sure Sam and Cokie will be on the live satellite feed to hear a girl describe how many penises she's going to fellate over the next 12 months.

I'm bitter and spiteful tonight. Dammit, where's Mr. Pussy?