Mr. Steward (the party of the first part),
We, the parties of the third part (the masturbating degenerates), order you to continue to throatfuck without mercy the parties of the second part (the dumb whores). We further order that this throatfucking continue to be videotaped and compiled under the name 'Gag Factor' for our perusal and enthusiastic approval. It is our sincere hope that not only will this provide us with continuing stroke value, but that the parties of the second part shall in the process have their fucked-up brains denied sufficient oxygen enough to inspire a moment of clarity about what they are doing with their worthless lives.

Sincerely,
A sick fuck