hi ruby, they say it’s an age of specialization- suppose i'm the complete opposite of marilyn chambers or dana dearmond and i'm young fresh lettuce just starting out in the biz. who should i avoid? what should i avoid? ever get a mustache ride from dirty harry? i ask not just for myself, but for the young woman today that is the star of tomorrow.

second, which chemical refreshments do you recommend avoiding/not avoiding- i've heard there's a couple that are nauseating at first but then suddenly feel like being kissed by god. with a little tongue, even. like getting a secret door to a world that you’d normally never see- orson welles in front of a fireplace, tom cruise playing gay volleyball, a guy doin’ it with an apple pie - classic cinematic moments, all in perfect clarity. well?