When I first came to LA I had gone to a party at a friends house in West Hollywood. I meet this gothic type chick, not really my type, but at the time my thinking was "hey, what better way to get acquainted with the city?"

We eventually head back to my pad (at the time) and she strips off and she has this giant pentagon tattoo on her back. She bends over and says "now fuck me in the ass for Satan." I sat down and thought to myself "Wow, so it has really come to this!"