wow this is getting painful to watch. by the way monkey has often claimed to use his own tears as lube (confirmed) so be forewarned when this little mating ritual finally shifts to the romance phase and you guys are in the handicapped stall of the meetup diner exchanging the first of many DNA samples. that's how sammura got pregnant, and the root of her spite..

i've spent the last 72 hours in a snuggie watching rom-coms to figure out why ashton kutcher knows more than me and that's always how they go- a buildup and drawing of battle lines, then suddenly an eruption of vigorous face grabbing and tenderness.