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Not sure, though I may be willing to see if they're as big as yours. I'd bet I could sharpie "Bree" on one and "Olson" on the other and you'd be hitting them harder than the Haagen-Dazs.

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Fortunately for the both of us, I never did partake in the "let's compare dick size" games that you apparently did in the locker room showers during high school. That said, I decline your homoerotic "willingness".

It's hilarious of you to think I'm some overweight slouch who lives in mum's basement, dickbag. I'm no picture of health, and I'm certainly not ripped - but I am 5'10", 210# and I've lived on my own for the past 10-11 years. Must I be 160# wet to fight in your weight class, you pathetic twerp?

Nice try though, keep drawing on your nutsack in the meantime, homo.