It occurs to me there is a lot of wasted talent and effort in this thread, giving credit by attention where it is not due.

Think of the possibilities of applying these talents to a crooked corporation or porn producer/production house, and the potential hilarity that could ensue. Hounding Desi is like 60 minutes or 48 hrs running the Michael Jackson or Farrah death story. Yeah people will read it but couldn't you do so much more?

I got my eye on you, Redgoat.