According to Barry the Pirate

News Release- Desi and Ellie Foxx Retire From Porn

Fanbois, directors, producers, distributors, mom and pop video store owners, meth addicts, baby daddys and guys on porn gossip forums are reacting with shock to the announcement by Desi Foxx and her mute spawn that they would be retiring porn.

"Where else will we be able to find two grown women as fucktarded as...as...what were their names again?", cried famous director Elvin Cumspackler upon hearing the news.

"I so loved Desi's holier than thou attitude. How evceryone was jealous of her, how everyone was out to get her. And she always said it was neer her fault. Never her fault", said David Culaydrynker, a well known local fanboi.

Los Angeles' Bank of the Ukraine released a statement from their CEO Mordachi Spanki bemoaning the retirement. "We were just finishing up the paperwork so Desi could get a savings account. She had over $100 to deposit. This is going to hit us hard. I guess we'll just have to continue only serving the rich".

"I always loved their work. When she and Ethel were working in the candy factory assembly line. That was classic stuff. What? Not Desi and Lucy? Desi and Ellie? Who the fuck is that?" said local porn store owner Weldon McSpooge'.

Barry the Pirate, xpt occassional poster had this to say: "Bwahahahahahahahaha. Fuck me. You're killing me here. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I'm wetting myself. This is the funniest thing I've ever heard. What a complete and utter oron this stupid cunt is. You'll have to excuse me. I must go laugh my fucking ass off now. Bwahahahahahahaha".

Barry the Pirate