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3. Joanna Angel





The only bukkake I want to see this worthless bitch in is one were the loads being dropped are loads of battery acid.





I hate to admit it but I agree in principle with Jeffrey here...what is the deal with [fran_drescher_post_nasaly_drip_voice]JOHAN-nahhhhhhh[/fran_drescher_post_nasaly_drip_voice] ????? Is she just a obnoxious sober PORN whore version of Amy Winehouse?

I think if Joanna Angel did drugs (specifically Pills or Heroin) I might get into her scenes a little and not go along with Jeff's Battery Acid Bukkake. Anyone know if she has a drug habit that I somehow overlooked????


I do think her and James "Yo, down here.....I'm Down Here! Could you hand me the cashier's check down HERE Please??? JUST LOOK FUCKING DOWN HERE DUDE...." Deen make a cute .... "couple" as far as porn puppets go. They are both the same height (like 5 foot 1-3/4 inches), which made it hard for me wheeling around NOT to smoosh them both at the last AVN/AEE I went to (January 2008); in fact when I first arrived at the Venetian that year it was the Thursday night of the convention weekend, and the very first porn people I saw was Mr & Mrs. Joanna Angel prancing through the Lobby, and you can tell Joanna wears the pants in their relationship because everytime I wheeled by them in the Venetian Joanna was yelling at little james to follw her and go "here" and "there"....

Maybe I just feel superior to Mr Deen cuz I am almost as tall as he is wen I stand up, and I am AS tall when I am sitting in my crippled sled.... But now I know why I would inexplicably get annoyed when i see James Deen porking Gia Jerkinz in a scene, I fast Forward to the splooge shot. Gia needs subtly strong decisive (not tyrannical but decisive) men...
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