1) Where did you get that bracelet/arm decoration? Does it have a matching Necklace/neckware piece?

2) I like your face, the "look" you have makes my penis erect and gives me the urge to have you open your mouth and stick your tongue out so i can shoot about 25 million little sperms into your hott sexy mouth .... question: are you creeped the fuck out by my telling you that or turned the fuck on?

3) I am crippled (but cute), I have a fleet of kickass wheelchairs I get around in...does this make you feel any safer meeting me in a hotel so I can pay you to do EXACTLY what I described above? Or do you avoid guys in wheelchairs like you do Niggers?

Ooops, am I allowed to use the word Nigger? Would Jigaboo be a better term? See the reason I am asking is, I have found most (white) southern girls to actually tell me that they's rather fuck my CRIPPLED ass than some Black motherfucker...I cant tell if it is due to intense racial prejudice, or the fact that I am cute (but crippled)?

4) What's your favorite Ice Cream Flavor?


Hot kisses, Love Da Burglar