You guys should get one of your hours to give you a blumpkin! Imagine how funny it would be if you were making really noisy pa-PAP-PAP! farts and blasting explosive diarrhea! The whore would start barfing from the stench and sound alone (BEFORE you even punch your dick-head through her tonsils.) For a coup de grace you could have her lap up toilet water like a dog while you pound her in the ass. (After you flush of course.)