Excuse you, you insufferably repetitive bore? Maybe if you got your provincial head out of your "bodymore" arse you'd rethink the above statement.

I like you, Ivor. I really do. But fer fucks sake STFU already. You've been at it for how long now? We got it: You either just retired or got laid off. Either way, you have a shitload more time on your hands lately and you're bitter about something. So why not just spit it out instead of assuaging yerself by proxy with this adelhorst shite.

C'mon. Spill it.