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Here's your argument, Johnny Cash was a pathetic, drug addicted, adulterous fuck that didn't give a shit about his kids from his first wife. Sorry redneck sack of shit got that deep voice from going balls deep on Donkeys down on the farm. Also, I heard that he always wore black so little boys thought he was a priest and would let him fondle their yam bags.

Jersey Style, I got your fucking argument RIGHT HERE!

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Hey man, I'm all for fun and games. But when you start fucking with Johnny Cash you have gone to far. If he were alive he'd stomp you with his boot and use your broken bones to pick his teeth.

That man is a genius. His first wife was a bitch anyway. I saw the movie and Hollywood never lies.

Don't fuck with Johnny Cash.