If you were busted as an escort, I'd say you were engaging in illegal sex practices, no? Escorting itself isn't a crime. Hooking? I'd say so. Tell it as it is, sister.

That is, the laws are plain as day & you were dumb enough to get caught whoring yourself out, I presume. Anyone who gives you money, rather than making you learn a lesson out of this, should be kicked in the balls repeatedly (paging Eric Jover).

Off ya go...