Janet:

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To armchair psychoanalyze (read: angrily judge) others whom they've not met without any trace of irony whatsoever? Who would have ever guessed?



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I don't think it's going out on a limb to say that the only people who have time to get "angry" about porn and the details of some other person's sex life are those whose entire sex lives consist of nothing but porn. These kinds of guys are addicted to the rage they feel about not having any partner other than their own favorite hand (which is not their fault, of course...it's because of porn stars they don't like...and because of black men...and because of, well, you know...the other guy), and they welcome the chance to lash out at anyone or anything that feeds that ever-seething rage. So posting a tongue-in-cheek observation on their comments gives them the stimulus they desire, not unlike a scientist feeding a monkey a pellet. The monkey may possibly believe he is in control, but the scientist and the observers know otherwise.



/Fail


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Perhaps I need to rethink my entire philosophy of life.



Don't bother; won't happen.


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Apparently I've just been far too happy for far too long!



Chemically enhanced happiness doesn't count. Ask Renfield.


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Then again, on second thought, maybe I'll be lazy and just stay happy in my own ignorance of the real world,



Do what comes natural.


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