Hey mister "I fucked Bree Olson too," you don't know your elbows from your asshole. I've seen my gal Rae rub her greasy cunt along many a chair leg, so he could very well be telling the truth. It's just, as a matter of caution, that I stay away from chair legs she might have frequented. Lord only knows what yeasty-beasties she might have picked up on her last trip to Porn Valley. Last thing I need is to be put down for the count because I contracted some feline gono or cat scabies.