Dear Christina,

I have a recurring dream where I am standing over someone who has kneeled in front of me. I am not sure who it is at this point. I have a 45 pointed at their forehead. I pull the trigger and before the body hits the floor I realize it's smartt. Understanding the gravity of what I have done I know what my next move must be. I roll the body over carefully cover my johnson with a condom (he is brazilian) and begin to fuck the living shit out of the exit wound.



My question is: In what circumstances do you think it appropriate for a man to shave his pubes?