As the monkey's cage continues to grow we have decided to add a new element to the site. From now on whenever you have a problem we have a new girl here who is going to try and answer it for you, she is wise beyond her years, Her name is Christina and she takes on many forms of different christinas. Confused, well i will start the ball rolling. This is serious to, if you have a problem feel free to ask it and christina will answer it as best she can and reward you with a picture.

Dear christina, i have a problem and was wondering if you could help, i have a pillar that has shown signs of cracks in the side and im worried that it could break and the roof above will tumble down on our heads while we eat dinner, what do you suggest for the problem.