Things that make you mad...humm...

The wife gets pregnant, you go to the classes, think of names, buy the furniture, paint the room, all that shit. The big day comes, you're in the delivery room with all the nurses/doctors...and the fucking baby pops out....black.
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You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too. -some song I heard...


I'm like: 'Is it even legal to say that?' Then I realized we were grown men."