* When people lie about good things happening to them.

* When people lie and don't do a very good job at it. Esp. if it looks like they're not even trying.

* When people get to the point where they're outing personal information about someone on a porn board to protect their "position". You know you've fucking lost it, taking the whole thing way too damn seriously.

* Snobs and slobs.

* People who don't bother getting to know someone before they decide to piss all over them.

* When people say "I have a black belt in..." That doesn't guarantee you can kick my ass, it only means you test well.

* When guys ask how much I weigh.

* When people want to talk about money.

* "I have a degree in ..." or just bragging in general.

* When people on Family Feud wear matching outfits.

* The Price Is Right minus Bob Barker.

* When my cousin says "I'd never do porn, I am above that." or "Why do you look at that stuff?".



That's it for now. But there IS more.