Internet Explorer 7. It's slow as fuck and Google Chrome kicks its ass.

Soccor moms in their big fucking SUV's talking on their cell phone, doing 40 in a 55, while hauling around their huge family of 1 kid.

Frauds. Don't act like something you're not. (This is a real life issue, not internet).

This board not using vBulletin.

People that have millionaire brothers who won't ask them for some help instead ask me for help when I can barely cover my mortgage and the pot I piss in (another real life issue and not internet).

People that smoke so much they smell like a smoke stack. Your breath is off the fucking charts. Dentyne, mouth wash, bleach, Draino. For fuck's sake take care of that stinky shit.

People wanting to shake my hand when they meet me. Hey, if I want shit on my hand I'll go into the bathroom and stick my finger up my own ass. I don't know where your hand as been. Closed fist bump is just as good, however I may start bowing like the Japs do.

smiling arab not coming back here.

People who are habitually late.

Never will have the luxury of Gia, Moxxie, or Marley sitting on my face.