1. Talent who doesn't show up with their AIM test. Taking time to look it up on the computer is time that we can be shooting. I rent location time by the hour. Do the math. No, looking up your results on your iPhone isn't good enough.
2. Bitches bringing their dogs to set.
3. Bitches setting their dog out in the car while they're shooting.
4. Trash cans without liners.
5. Waiters who think you're cheap because you didn't order wine.
6. Oil and vinegar with bread instead of butter.
7. Off brand ketchups.
8. When margins get fucked up in Excel.
9. Whores calling the office asking to remove threads.
10. Chicks that wear hats.