my pet peeves:

Chicks that tell you their fantasies, then when you try and make them happen, they look at you like your an asshole that pulled the idea out of left field.

Pennsylvania drivers on the New Jersey Turnpike doing 70 in the left hand lane.

Baptist church vans from MD or VA that change lanes without signaling or looking.

Cashiers that get confused when your bill is $16.37 and you give them $21.37, so you just get back a 5.

People with side by side tandem strollers instead of one behind the other, who then start bugging because they can't fit through the aisles in a store.

Porn sites that use DRM.

Weed dealers that say they got it on them, and when you show up you wind up driving around the ghetto for an hour. Even worse when they finally tell you to park and wait, and 2 little black girls stare at you then run and tell grandpa that there is a white dude in the neighbor hood, so he comes out to stare too.

The stale smell of goat in Pakistani bodegas, because they have their coolers set at about 60 degrees.

People that are scared of how narrow the Goethals Bridge is so they straddle the lanes keeping anyone from passing their slow half retarded asses.

Finally

Women in GI-NORMUS suvs that can't park the fucking things.

Aaaaaaahhhhh, I feel much better now.