Ok guys... I need to VENT!
With permission from the beloved Monkey, I have decided to post a couple of my pet peeves...from both on and off the porn set.
I'm sure there's some things make you want to crawl up the wall. Some people out there who work in customer service that you would like to smack upside the head.
Industryfolk: all of these crazy whores piss you off, right? I mean, they piss me the fuck off, and I am one!




To get the ranting and shit-slinging going, I have been brainstorming. Easy openers include "don't you hate it when..." or "this shit really pissed me off today..." or my personal favorite "you know what really grinds my gears?"


So I'll start.

I hate it when I'm the only sucker on set with baby wipes. I have witnessed girls use damn near a whole pack of 100 during a messy anal scene. Bring your own damn wipes and skip the snacks before you work, missy!

I also hate it when I'm at the grocery store and there is a genius in front of me who thinks he/she is smart enough to work the self-scan machine. If you can't find the produce button and you're going to spend ten minutes looking for it, use the store clerk. If you can't read or understand English, go to the store clerk. If you have a shopping cart full of food, and you're looking at me with my nail polish and cotton balls, go to the fucking store clerk and let me get on with my life!




Your turn!
Remember... venting is healthy!