<rant> Valentine's day is the biggest crock of shit, kick in the nuts, pain in the ass 'holiday' ever created. I'd rather take a red hot railroad spike to the eye than have to deal with this farce of a day, only created to force folks into buying shit that will either make your ass fatter or will look pretty for a day or two before shriveling up and dying just like the relationship they're supposed to be celebrating. Fuck you Valentine's day, fuck you hard in the bleeding asshole. </endrant>