The Whores Who Think They're Models saga may have a new case in point, with the inspiring story of Michelle Peters:

Step 1. created myspace profile, threw up tease pics off the cel, soaked up attention from nerd spam "you're so hot are you a model?"



Step 2. created modelmayhem profile to chase delusions of grandeur.

Michelle Peters
New Port Richey, Florida
http://www.modelmayhem.com/536238

About me: I am an aspiring model hoping to get a lot of work on here. I have done bondage, fetish and artistic nude modeling. I enjoy it very much.



Step 3. flew out to porn valley to make a quick buck getting a ball juice mustache from director munchkin. promised self she'd go right back home afterward to wait on victoria's secret catalog to call.



Step 4. blew money in anticipation of the big lingerie contract, which surprisingly never materialized, so chugged duke skywalker's bladder instead, to keep up minimum payments. artsy.



Step 5. (predicted) writes sob story about evil porn industry that got her high and made her asshole fall out- noting days spent with a balled up gym sock stuffed in it, holding her breath and thinking tight thoughts. submits tragic tale to shelley lubben and LIB, finds jesus, rediscovers inner sunrise, the end, GTFO, next.