What girls? Old swinger chicks in their '40s who listen to Foghat? I like kitsch, but that place looks like really bad kitsch where it's neither unknowingly in on the joke nor purposefully funny. Not to mention, the rooms haven't even been updated with flat screen televisions. If I was screamingly ridiculously rich, one of my businesses would be designing a brothel. It would have a few theme rooms, but mostly look like a boutique hotel. I'd style it minimal and sleek but comfortable.