Let's not be too quick to assume that this bowl of jello with a wig is female.

If I were one of the anti-prostitution feminist groups, I'd scrape together funds for a scare-tactic PSA to demonstrate what happens when you hire hookers online. The first twenty five seconds would just be a shot of the motel room door with only ambient noise - "the anticipation". Then suddenly this machine breaks it down with a loud crack, as if a running of the bulls was detoured moments before.