There are a few things that I'd like to not see or hear about any more.

1. Nose-pinching blow jobs. It's just asinine. Look at the big STD-infested porno mope pretend he's gonna deprive that whore of oxygen. None of you mopes are that thuggish, 100% wimps.

2. "Not [insert 70's sitcom name] XXX" Porno used to come up with fun spoof titles, this just reeks of zero creativity.

3. Beladonna. Just gets uglier ever every year. Stretch marks from here to Zimbabwe.

4. Extended closeups. I know you stupid porno makers thinks it's cool to give us gynecology lessons for five minutes on end, but please stop. We watch porn--we're plenty familiar with the female anatomy from doing so.

5. High-definition porn. Look, most of the whores in porno are there because they can't make it as standard models. It only looks worse when you morons shoot it in high def. Plus it costs more, and lets be honest, half of you porno people will flush out of the business by next year anyway, so save your cash.

Others?