One day I was hanging out at the library killing time before the meeting. On the way to the car, a wino hit me up for a dollar. I told him I'd buy him a bottle, if he went to the AA meeting with me (I was new). He said OK, and away we went to the meeting. I was feeling pretty smug, as the meeting was about Step 12, helping other alcoholics.

Well, after the meeting I was driving the wino back to the library, and he asked for the bottle. Conversation went like this:
Me - "You are just using me to get drunk."
Wino - "Well, you are just using me to stay sober."
Me - "Where the hell did you learn that?"
Wino - "At that Goddamn meeting, wern't you paying attention?"

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy