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Anyways my question is, being a former stripper yourself, how would you react in theses situations.

A. While lapdancing for a guy, he whispers in your ear, "God, I want to fuck you in holes you don't even have yet."



I'd talk dirty right back.

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B. You ask a fellow for a dance and he says, "Yes, but before we do, I have one question. Is this what you really wanted to do with your life?"



Yawn. I'd tell him how original he is as we're entering VIP for the 4th time that night.
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