So, I was talking to an old friend of mine I hadn't talked to in a while. The subject of strip clubs and strippers came up. He claimed that going to titty bars had really lost it's appeal for him, so he has taken up trying to make a girl who is dancing for him feel as uncomfortable as possible.

Anyways my question is, being a former stripper yourself, how would you react in theses situations.

A. While lapdancing for a guy, he whispers in your ear, "God, I want to fuck you in holes you don't even have yet."

B. You ask a fellow for a dance and he says, "Yes, but before we do, I have one question. Is this what you really wanted to do with your life?"