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I haven't given anyone date rape drugs yet, no.


will you do in the future? any interior store robberies planned yet?

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Arn't you supposed to be talking to your male friends about this so you boys will get lucky this weekend? Sorry I don't have advice for you.



they don't talk to me anymore.

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How long do you ask that after the roofies kick in? Or is that your opening line?




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It wouldn't happen



even if the head of the fetus on the ultrasound looked like Rubber Johnnys?...i would keep it and use it as my doppelganger.

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if you want to talk politics...


Isn't this about ethics?


What's your opinion on polyester suits?