Really, I don't know anything about her? I've taken pictures of her when I see her (at the conventions) and she complains about the same thing...

Eric: (takes photo)
Gia: Oh, I look so fat, do it again
Eric: (takes another photo) I like this one
Gia: God, I look horrible.

After a while, it gets old. But I'm guessing "you know her" (so much better) because you hooked up with her after paying for some sex once or twice, right whoremonger? 'Cuz I have that funny feeling that's the only way you ever get laid, Don-fuckin'-Juan, right? And quite honestly, I'd rather NOT get laid IF I had to pay for it.

Smokey, halfwits like you are the reason mankind has gotten fucking dumber, because you base everything someone has done in their life on how often they fuck around. Yawn.

But I guess I'll just continue on my women-hating ways now & head down to the bar to get trashed on a Saturday night. Maybe I'll luck out & get laid, since that is the meaning of life according to Smokey.