One Dyson suck Machine, you earned it, cuz the number of jerker offers who will jerking off after meditating on your post is vicariously equivalent to at least two escorting (real Life) calls with middle aged fat men....call me tomorrow with days when it can be delivered when you are homey home.


How many guys do you think are jerking off right now into their wife's, girlfriend's, mother's, sister's baking measuring spoons?

See how servicey Gia is? I would have been happy with a simple binge-purge story from her high school days :bananabarfola: