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Here are my questions:
1.What is wrong with grains?We're supposed to eat them,that's why the lord Gia-ho-va put them here.

2.Given your diet,what would you eat before doing a Facial Abuse scene?

3.Any long term problems with your asshole from doing all that anal?

4.Have you met August Knight?Is she a cunt?Could you convince her to do Latina Abuse?

5.Would you ever invite Annette Schwartz over to gossip while sipping each other's urine?



1. I get more nutritional value from uncooked vegetables than a cooked grain.

2. I don't eat before scenes, and definitely no coffee. Very dehydrating and your spit will look brown. Not cute.

3. No problems.

4. She's actually very nice, but she prefers being in more glamorous porn. I'll tell her Duke will throw in a chaise lounge.

5. I'd rather just hang out gossiping at a coffee shop with Annette Schwatz in Germany and sneak into the men's bathrm. I love watching guys piss, but I'm not into piss play. Watching them piss is like watching them do something so male but not sexual. Like how you guys watch us put on lipstick.
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