Gia, seeing as you actually have some hereditary and genetic link to the Indian subcontinent via your Pakistani ancestry, can we take it as read that, because of the cart-before-horse logic that seems so prevalent in the industry today, you were never offered the opportunity to appear in one of these 'Slap a bindi and a sari on some Mexican chick' movies that seem to comprise the vast majority of the so-called 'Indian' porn genre?

Needless to say, I haven't bothered to check, but it would be both profoundly and delightfully ironic to me if you never did, but a bunch of Latina chicks who probably couldn't find India on a map have.

Hmmm...this gives me an idea for Fan Requests.