Gia Jordan, Queen of Cool,
Who is XPT's biggest "tool"?
I don't care who is the best,
Who's XPT's worst ling'ring pest?

The one who makes your tan skin crawl.
The one of us that's worst of all.
Whose every post makes you heave?
Who would you most like to leave?

Who's your least favorite "fan"?
Who would you most like to ban?
Tell me please, I like to know,
Who would you most like to go?



If "Charles Barkley" were here today,
Who would you have "him" drive away?