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Uhhh....that's Ryan. Aren't you following this thread, Sir? Look as Claudio Meloni mouths, "Oh my God!" as he bears witness to Ryan's dental-destroying mouthfucking. Another "man," concealing his shame and inferiority beneath sunglasses, stares at his feet in deference to the animalistic superiority of Alpha Male Knox. A third bozo attempts to pat himself on the back in a moment of self-delusion, believing the awe of the crowd is somehow directed at him.

It was not. It was directed at Him......Knox. Ryan Knox. Graduate of the School of Hard Knocks and current President of the School of Hard Knox. He strained and veined his way to priaprismic popularity in short order, leaving his jealous ball-busting brethren in the dust.

He did not choose this fight. Nay, he is a peaceful warrior.....a warrior made of flesh and chisled bone.

Go ahead, Mr. President. Pat yourself on the back. You deserve it!



Do you ever go back and read your rants sober and then scratch your head wondering why it made so much more sense at the time?