Always ask for permission before you plumb your thumb.
More importantly, never pull out a finger and immediately smell it. This will make you a weirdo in her eyes. I suggest doing the scratch-the-itch-just-below-my-nose manouver. It has worked for me time and time again.


Note the symetry between Kaylee Hunter's body and mine. We are like South America and Africa. My pot belly lurches forward while her bubble butt nestles itself towards my loins. In my own small way, I am uniting continents. It takes a village, people. It does not take the Village People.