Oath of Enlistment (into PORN)-
After you’ve completed this interview, you and your Porn Recruiter will review and sign your enlistment contract before you take the Oath of Enlistment.

I,___________________________________, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend adult content in all forms of media throughout the world against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of my agent/manager/pimp and the orders of the producers, directors and drivers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Porn Justice. So help me, God.