Wasn't the splooge cooking already done by Ashley Blue anyway? I really hate it when producers are so unoriginal they recreate ridiculous concepts like "milk enemas." Maybe there is a frat party somewhere where dudes are actually laughing at sperm cooking, cuz I can't fathom jerking off to a pan full of cooked cum.

Porno Dan just has SF Valley complex. It'd be nice to punch him in the throat cuz he looks like howard the duck. He is one of those people whose personality instantly repels anyone who can spot a shaky rat. Ron Jeremy has more charm than this saltine cracker.